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The RED Cataclysm C1

The RED Cataclysm Chapter One: Chapter Zero Well, that was easier than I thought it would be. "There. It's physically impossible to slip out of these bonds, so don't waste your energy trying," I say to my captive. I smirk as I slink over to the chair she used to be sitting in and settle in in front of my brand new collection of monitors. The light from these monitors is the only thing lighting this room. Good thing they take up literally an entire wall. I try to get comfortable in the chair for a while. My smirk eventually turns into a dopey grin. I can't get over how easy this was. It's a good thing I kept those psychic links, otherwise

Seeds of Destruction by conkshellthegeek7, literature

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Seeds of Destruction

Seeds of Destruction Author's Note: During my time on FanFiction.net, I published three stories. The first was a Plants vs. Zombies fan fiction entitled "Seeds of Destruction." This is that story, exactly as it appeared there. The story is told from the perspective of the game's antagonist. The identity of the antagonist is not revealed until the last level of the game, however, so I'm prefacing this with a few spoiler warnings. Now that that's out of the way, enjoy this…whatever it is. ~~~~~ I stood on the balcony of my palace and overlooked my dominion. I saw a small urban subdivision crawling with undead. It was a small dominion, g

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Friendship is Mercenaries, C15

Friendship is Mercenaries Chapter Fifteen: Inventor of the Key It had taken a while to round all of the panicked ponies back up and get them back into the clearing, but now they were all there. The Soldier had convinced them that the monster no longer meant them any harm, despite the fact that he'd been given his axe back, and he deserved a chance to explain himself. With the eight of them gathered around the monster in a semicircle, the monster cleared its throat and began. "My name is Silas Mann," he said, leaning casually against the tree he'd been knocked into a few minutes ago. "My brother, Zepheniah, and I came to America in the earl

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Friendship is Mercenaries, C14

Friendship is Mercenaries Chapter Fourteen: The Stare Mk. II "Hold…still…you…coward!" the monster cried out, punctuating each word with a swing of its mighty axe. "You can't catch me!" Dash sang, flying around the creature's head. "I'm going to slaughter you!" the monster shouted, swinging its axe at the spot where Rainbow Dash had been moments before. "Not unless you can catch the fastest flier in Equestria, you can't!" Dash shot off back towards the clearing, and the axe-wielding monster charged after her. He broke through the undergrowth into the clearing. Dash wasn't there. The monster whipped his head around, trying t

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Friendship is Mercenaries, C13

Friendship is Mercenaries Chapter Thirteen: Haunted Axe Droppings The Soldier and his procession of ponies had been following the tracks of the monster they were tracking for around two hours now. Aside from a tree having fallen onto the path and a rope bridge having mysteriously fallen, the journey had been uneventful. Subsequently, the team had amused themselves by telling stories. "Wait…wait, it gets better!" Rarity said, wiping tears of laughter from her eyes. "Once everyone finally showed up to rescue me, the Diamond Dogs demanded they take me back…and they offered the gems as payment!" The Soldier could barely walk straight

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Friendship is Mercenaries, C12

Friendship is Mercenaries Chapter Twelve: Shit Blows Up The Soldier stared out the window of Fluttershy's bedroom. Supported by Twilight's telekinesis, he was finally standing on his hind legs. The rocket launcher felt as natural in his hooves as it did in his human hands. He didn't think to question this. Instead, he observed the battlefield (as it were) spread out before him. Far off in the distance, on the edge of the Everfree Forest, he saw a set of eerie lights. The creature…spirit…whatever it was…was still standing exactly where it was when the Soldier first spotted it. Was it waiting for them to come out? Was it waitin

Friendship is Mercenaries, C11 by conkshellthegeek7, literature

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Friendship is Mercenaries, C11

Friendship is Mercenaries Chapter Eleven: Chain Reaction Fluttershy was curled into a ball on her bed upstairs. Red Salvo had scared greatly, and this combined with the prospect of having the animals that lived in the field killed had reduced her to a gibbering wreck. "Fluttershy?" A voice from somewhere behind her suddenly caught her attention. She lifted her head to see Salvo standing at the entrance to her room. She said nothing, but let out a scared whimper. "Fluttershy, I'm sorry," Salvo said. "…What?" was all Fluttershy could bring herself to say. "I'm sorry. I shouldn't have suggested we kill those animals, I shouldn't have

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"What's the most resilient parasite? A bacteria? A virus? An intestinal worm? ...An idea. Resilient, highly contagious. Once an idea has taken hold in the brain, it's almost impossible to eradicate. An idea that is fully formed, fully understood? That sticks." -Dom Cobb

The above quote pretty effectively summarizes my creative process. When an idea pops into my head, sometimes it'll begin to grow and evolve. My ideas can be fully understood, but they can never really be fully formed. Once I have an good idea, one that sticks, it won't stop developing until it's come to its final stage of completion.

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Whose Line Is It Anyway?, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

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Oct 2, 2012

I've changed my mind.

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Some of you may remember a few months ago, when I told you I wouldn't be posting the re-imagining of "Friendship is Mercenaries" to DeviantArt or FanFiction. I've changed my mind now. You can expect those to be posted here and on FanFiction soon, but it may take more than one day. I feel you should know, by the way, that the Soldier isn't in this story any more. He's been replaced by the Engineer. However, you should still follow the story on FiMFiction if possible, because you can read my blog on FiMFiction to get behind-the-scenes looks at the story. That is all. Regards, Conchshellthegeek7

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Jul 13, 2012

So, guys...

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How many of you read "Friendship is Mercenaries" and enjoyed it? Well, those of you will be pleased to know that there's another fan fiction in the same vein, written by me, that crosses over TF2 and My Little Pony. It's more ambitious than the other one, I think. It's called "The RED Cataclysm!" In this one, three REDs go to Equestria: the Soldier, the Medic, and the Pyro! Discord's involved in this one, too! You can find it here! http://www.fimfiction.net/story/37642/The-RED-Cataclysm And now for the bad news: for now, that's the only place you can find it. I've decided not to upload it to DeviantArt or FanFiction.net. I might change my mi

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May 5, 2012

HAVE PITY

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So I just finished watching "Dalek," from the first season of the new Doctor Who series. What was my take on it? I don't think I've cried that much since my grandmother's funeral. And that's a good thing. Seriously, people, go out and watch this episode now if you haven't already. It comes with the highest recommendation I can give. Dalek: Season One, Episode Six. Ninth Doctor. WATCH IT.

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Oct 25, 2012

Just lettin' 'ya know that I haven't forgotten about that picture! Schoolwork took priority all of a sudden, but I think I have enough time this week to churn out another draft. I won't hesitate to shoot 'ya a message or two if there are any more problems.

Oct 25, 2012

Oh, good to hear. Thanks again for agreeing to do this!

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Thanks for the watch c:

No problem. Incidentally, since you're here, would you mind terribly if I used some of your art as a temporary cover image for an in-progress fan fiction of mine?

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uh, depends wich ones